I changed my background, I feel accomplished.
littlemixbutts: bodenniss: littlemixbutts: i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land well that escalated quickly paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you...
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skadi-of-the-north: thecarefree: thebaconsandwichofregret: fergflash: madehimsaycomfychairs: halffizzbin: cricketandperv: violetsunnyklaus: About seven years ago, all my friends my age got married. And about three years after that, they all started having babies, which set into motion the idea that eventually they’re gonna have to talk about sex to their kids. And that just freaks...
Don't just be a Christian
Be salt. Be light. Be just irritating enough to be heard. - Andy Stanley
Rule No. 290
rulesforthesouthernlady: We live in such a beautiful, lush part of the country so be sure to take time to stop and smell the roses, or azaleas, both literally and figuratively.
certainwordsuncertaintimes: I can’t tell if Amanda Bynes is really in need of help, or if she is pulling off the most amazing and fully committed Amanda show skit of her life
Normal people when there's thunder: whoa I wonder if there's gunna be a storm
Me: THE THUNDER ROLLS AND THE LIGHTNING STRIKES
abhortion: I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair
Oh my gosh I’m so in love with Canada Dry Cranberry Ginger Ale. YUM!
consulting-time-captain: aro-rusco: santajackharkness: theladythorki: steven-stone: i love how other planet’s moons have cool names and then here we just have moon petition to rename the moon
whengreenmetblue: There really should be a concert where everyone shuts the fuck up and only cheers between songs, so I can have a live version of every song without bitches screaming like they’re being killed.
alltimeboners: things that are enjoyable: showers things that are not enjoyable: getting in the shower getting out of the shower